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Saturday, February 7, 2009

Dim Bulb Award

Nancy Pelosi is the first ever winner of our highly respected DBA Award.  This stands for Dim Bulb Award, and she personified it recently.  She was speaking publicly attempting to garner support for the bloated economic stimulus package that she and the House are trying to pass.  Everything seemed to be going just fine, until . . . "every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs." (NY Post Article)


Now, considering that the united states has a population of anywhere from 303 million to 325 million, with her projection, every single one of us will be out of work within the next 15-20 days.  But remember, that also includes every man woman and child in our country.  While I'm sure that was just a slip of the tongue, it was a pretty large one.  So, Nancy, congratulations.  And judging from past statements you've made, we look forward to presenting you with many more DBAs in the future.

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